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Hot Love Inferno by Nicky Blue

Description

When seven foot ghost warriors are trying to kill you, a multidimensional Basset Hound might be the only friend you need..

A half-woman, half-cockroach fused in a bizarre gardening accident? That would be Mrs Jittery Twitch, dwelling in the shadows of our misdeeds. If in danger, you can call upon her help… all she asks is your soul as payment. But she’s just a legend, so no need to worry.

Barry Harris is a 28-year-old man, still living with his dear old mum in a little flat above a hairdresser. His obsession with Star Trek and the martial arts won’t help him when he’s forced out on a date.
And nobody knows about the weird string of events that’s about to put everyone’s lives in danger. A trio of samurai warriors and the strangest offer of help lead Barry on a perilous mission to save the day.

(This book is the second in the Prophecy Allocation series but works fine as a standalone read.)

Categories for Hot Love Inferno:
Dark humor books, Comedy Fantasy,Fantasy Adventure,Time Travel,Dark Comedy,
Comedy,Humorous Fantasy, Humorous Fantasy Books,
Urban Fantasy Humour,Comic Fantasy,sci fi comedy books,sci-fi comedy,

Culled from Amazon.

I’ve read first two pages of Chapter One. I find the descriptive imagery and ebook typesetting really enjoyable.

Available on Amazon

I went from no book review request for over a year to foreign requests. Consistency is key. Do what you do, quite well because it might not seem so but the world is watching.

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Reading Update: Ours to Love by Shayla Black

Do you continue reading books with annoying cliches and characters?

Book Description

Between two brothers…

Xander Santiago spent years living it up as a billionaire playboy. Never given a chance to lead his family business in the boardroom, he became a master in the bedroom instead. His older brother, Javier, inherited the company and worked tirelessly to make it an empire. But while cutthroat corporate espionage took its toll on Javier, nothing was as devastating as the seemingly senseless murder of his wife. It propelled him into a year of punishing rage and guilt…until Xander came to his rescue.

Comes an irresistible woman…

Eager to rejuvenate Javier’s life, Xander shanghais him to Louisiana, where they meet beautiful London McLane. After a decade of tragedy and struggle, London is determined to make a fresh start—and these sexy billionaire brothers are more than willing to help. In every way. London is stunned to find herself open to every heated suggestion…and desperately hoping that her love will heal them.

And inescapable danger.

But at last a killer is watching, on a single-minded mission to destroy everything the Santiago brothers hold dear, especially London. As fear and desire collide, every passionate beat of her heart could be her last.

My Thoughts so far…

I have decided to stop reading ‘Ours to Love’ by Shayla Black. It’s been a while I’ve read an erotic book that has pissed me off. Honestly, I enjoy kinky erotic books eg. Exit to Eden by Anna Rice. I understand the power play that goes with BDSM narratives, the sexual adventures and character development. But this book uhn uhn I’ve suffered through but no more! Reading some chapters and muttering yuck is a sign this book should be off my CR.

Hoping the sex scenes would make up for the lousy cliches isn’t working for me. “Dom-male” who is attracted to the “inexperienced-natural sub” but all his thoughts are about changing her (eg. her demeanor and clothing to those of his past sexual partners which his thoughts slut shame). DISGUSTING.

I hoped it’d change but nope. I’m not waiting to find out. I also don’t appreciate narratives that shame casual, consensual sexual relationships. Especially when it wants to show a character is ready for serious commitments. It was a part of your life, own it without shame.

Oddly enough, I enjoyed the comical competition between Xander and his brother Javier over our heroine London. There is an unsolved murder being privately investigated by widower Javier who is drowning in grief and vodka.
A small community of great friends. A heroine trying to live without allowing her disability weigh her down. A pulsing sexual attraction between the main characters. All these make the book interesting. But I’m here to read kinky erotica not a surburbian romance.

This book is disappointing. Unlike Mine to Hold by Shayla Black which was an enjoyable erotic read in March.

I’M LOVING YA ROMANCE

Young Adult Romance is a genre of Romance popularly called YA Romance by book lovers. It’s a genre I got curious about after reading book reviews, a blog tour, Something like Summer by Jay Bell, Everything Everything by Nicola Yoon, The Last Days at Forcados High School by A.H Mohammed and To All The Boys I’ve Loved Before by Jenny Han.

This July I decided to add reading books from two new genres to my 2k18 reading goals. YA romance and African Horror were my picks because I had enjoyed the works I’ve read so far.  I’m a lover of erotica, chicklit, afrofuturism, queer, historical and western romance, travelogues, legal thrillers and coming-of-age books. Some days back some friends and I were lamenting about the cliché plots of many Mill and Boons novels we read as girls.

Having extraordinary narratives exploring unconventional experiences of characters of color is what I love about YA Romance. Little wonder many of these bestselling YA Romance novels are being adapted into films. I adored The Sun Is Also A Star by Nicola Yoon that I read it in just one day! Everyday by David Levithan and P.I Still Love You by Jenny Han are ebooks I’m currently thoroughly enjoying.  I’d like to read Everything Leads to You by Nina Lacour, When Dimple Met Rishi by Sandhya Menon,  Meet Cute, a YA Romance anthology edited by Jennifer L. Armentrout and Children of Blood and Bone by Tomi Adeyemi.

Most YA Romance novels and their reviews I have read narrate that we all have many types of loves, quests for life that don’t always end the way we expect. This abrupt yet robust style is one I found very fulfilling while reading some ebooks lately. The characters are so endearing! I love reflective works and many YA Romance make me travel, explore, muse, experience life and love. I really love chicklit and romance novels, poems and anthologies. why? These genres feed my hopeful romantic self with laughter, love, faith and lessons. I like it when a book teaches its reader to love and believe in themself This is a common theme with many Young Adult Romances I have read this July.

I haven’t began reading African Horror works yet. I only have Palmwine Drunkard by Amos Tutuola, a classic and books by the genre’s popular author Nuzo Onoh. After reading many African horror flash fiction on a blog a thousand midnights ago, I got fascinated with this genre. I do recall listening to Radio Lagos afternoon story time every week day. The presenter would read  Forest of a Thousand Daemons: A Hunter’s Saga by D.O Fagunwa in Yoruba. I came to cherish this Nigerian Literature Classic that improved my appreciation of Yoruba language and painted African mystical adventures in my mind forever. I will soon make a African Horror book list. If you have any book recommendations for both genres do comment them below.

 

Images source: Amethyst Saw

 

JULIET TAKES A BREATH

JULIET TAKES A BREATH BY GABBY RIVERA

“Libraries are safe but also exciting. Libraries are where nerds like me go to refuel. They are safe-havens where the polluted noise of the outside world, with all the bullies and bro-dudes and anti-feminist rhetoric, is shut out. Libraries have zero tolerance for bullshit. Their walls protect us and keep us safe from all the bastards that have never read a book for fun.”
“Bible stories that painted women as untrustworthy or whore-ish always seemed off to me. Like, what did those messages have to do with God’s love anyway?”
“Get a little hysterical, Juliet. I mean that’s why vibrators were invented, right? Ask the questions that make you feel like your heart is blasting out of your chest.”
“There’s a lot of wisdom in the world that’s been discarded because it comes from traditions created by women, indigenous peoples, and other non-white dude customs. So, hell yeah, I believe in this stuff.”
“You control the energy in your body. Never forget that, Juliet..”
“Weird is the only way to live, she said..”
“… and in the middle of it all: all of the self-empowerment, all of the radical womanhood, all of the community-building. You will still feel wrecked. Allow yourself to be wrecked. Know that it is finite.”

I did wonder where Juliet got her name from. Its an unusual name for a Puerto-Rican girl but then she isn’t your usual girl at all. Juliet is named after her mama’s love for a Romeo and Juliet 1968 movie adaptation. This book these its Spanish phrases. Scents of the Puerto Rican foods wafting up from my Adobe Reader made me want to get online recipes. I’m tempted to learn the language and then listen to the book’s translated version all over again. I mean Juliet’s experience with Harlowe were filled with seemly ridiculous things..synced periods?! But the more I thought about it I realized my mum and I sometimes have synced periods and its always so exciting for us. Not so ridiculous after all. To be honest masturbation does help relieve cramps. This book made me remember a lot of things. Like my first period which was a magical moment although I was less naïve. I remember how I felt reading up Africa American LGBTQ experiences and terminologies, noting and googling new phrases thinking so there are terms for these! As Joey D says ‘How you talk about the things that matter is what matters’. Or how I initially tried to reconcile my very African existence with the world’s more militant than my family-taught feminism. This book makes me breathe in myself and joyous life about the little big phenomenons. With each chapter you will see yourself in many aspects of the book. Like Harlowe, I have a way I celebrate and treat myself once I get my period, Don’t you?

From its first chapter and introduction into its heroine’s mind I knew this was a novel I could fall in love with. What a baby dyke narrative! I love coming of age novels, chicklit and queer romances. If social politics can be addressed in the narrative I’m hooked. During my teenage years I loved Historical Romance from every corner of the earth. Now I can say Young Adult(YA) Romance is growing tendrils around my heart.

13. Didn’t Come to Kill Anyone. I Came Here to Die. Starting each chapter is exciting because the mysterious name of each chapter promised an intriguing tell. I read the italics title of chapter 13 above and began wondering what Juliet is up to. What new thing will she learn today? FYI Chapter 13’s end made me recall a similar break-up. I love how the style is free form prose verse. It is like reading a novel, a journal and listening to a memoir all at once. With a musing almost reflective tone, humor and steady pace the story progresses. ‘She zipped through the downtown area, a comet hurtling through the darkness of the galaxy.’ ‘Dinosaur-sized butterflies fluttered in my stomach.’ ‘I watched her until she was a speck of magic dust in the distance’. Expert imagery and beautifully written sentences! The novel is largely narrated from Juliet’s first person point of view and dialogues between characters. This brown baby dyke is coming into herself in slow burst of discoveries. Largely unknowing, fiercely loyal Juliet is endearing, caution and cool. She aptly describes herself as thick-bodied, bespectacled, cautious, overtly Puerto Rican and brown skinned, book-nerd, daydreamer.  Harlowe Brisbane is another major character in this lesbian, coming of age novel. She is The Pussy Lady, author extraordinaire,flawed mentor and endearing starlight,
I can’t help but wonder all the new experiences and knowledge will they become habits? If yes, will she take them back to the Bronx from Portland? I know what’s it’s like not to notice your own changes or extent of change until you are back home. Lil’ Melvin’s brown bag made my brown eyes mist as my pale pink lips parted into a wide smile.  A highly recommended read with 4 fireworks!